Custom Search
Why can't skeletons go trick or treating?
They have no body to go with!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves!
How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a Pumpkin Patch!
What type of dogs do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds!
What subject do witches like best?
Spelling!
What do you call a skeleton who won't do
anything?
Lazy Bones!
Why did Frankenstein's monster go to the
psychiatrist?
He thought one of his screws was loose!
Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the
wall!
What do you get when you cross a Snowman
with a Vampire?
Frostbite!
What kind of errors do ghosts make?
Boo-boos and grave mistakes!
Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin goblin!
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite!
How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him!
They have no body to go with!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves!
How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a Pumpkin Patch!
What type of dogs do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds!
What subject do witches like best?
Spelling!
What do you call a skeleton who won't do
anything?
Lazy Bones!
Why did Frankenstein's monster go to the
psychiatrist?
He thought one of his screws was loose!
Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the
wall!
What do you get when you cross a Snowman
with a Vampire?
Frostbite!
What kind of errors do ghosts make?
Boo-boos and grave mistakes!
Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin goblin!
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite!
How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him!
COFFIN:
What you start doin' when you get a piece of
popcorn stuck in your throat!
FRANKENSTEIN:
Hot dog and a mug of beer!
INVISIBLE MAN:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to
be done!
MUMMY:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your
knee!
PUMPKIN PATCH:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit
smoking!
VAMPIRE BAT:
What Dracula hits a baseball with!
JACK O'LANTERN:
An Irish Pumpkin!
 |
| |
 |
Creepy Clown Created
By Wolfie
By Wolfie
Support This Site